Cohen-ness...............

This morning as I am in the shower, Cohen shows up with a sombrero type hat on--the one I bought in the Bahamas on our honeymoon. He has been playing dress up in my closet while I showered. He opens the shower and says "I am a sir. What would you like to eat?" NOTHING COHEN.... I am still half asleep. He keeps asking, so I finally just say a biscuit. He goes in his room and brings me a biscuit. (Let me stop to remind you it is 5:45 in the MORNING! I am in NO mood to play.) I try to ignore him, but he changes the game.
He then comes to me with a business card of some random car salesman with a picture of a Honda Pilot on it (we are car shopping right now for a car that will hold 3 kids!) and asks me if this is the car I want. I don't answer him so he get LOUDER and LOUDER! I remind him that Jeremy is asleep and he would be better off not wake him up. He says, "I am a sir and Mr. Day will not mind. Now what car do you want?" Let me remind you....it is 5:47 in the MORNING!!!!! I am tired! I say, "which ever, I don't care." But this is not good enough for "sir"!!!!! I tell him I want a black truck and he says ok, I will get it. He leaves to go get the truck and I lock the bathroom door!!!

So what...............I need some peace and quiet for a few minutes at 5:49 in the morning!

Pictures of "sir."