Some of you might find this offensive....

.....but in a house full of boys, these conversations occur.

If you are embarrassed or offended by talking about private body parts--stop reading now!

Okay. You were warned. I must continue.....

The other night in the bath tub as I was bathing Cooper I looked at Evan and he was starring at me wide eyed. He said, "oh my goodness, mama, it's falling out."

You see? They take a bath together (for my sanity) and he was starring and pointing at Cooper's tee tee.

I said "No it's not. It's just fine." And I continued to wash Coop. We talk about tee tee's alot. A. LOT. So it's no big deal anymore to have a random conversation about them.

This time was a little different.

Evan said, "No, mama! Look! Down dare. What is dat? It's fallin' out. See?"

Me: "Oh, that's just his testicles. That's where they are. They are down there. It's fine."

Evan: "Oh, do I have vegetables too?"

Me: "Yes, you have testicles, too. All boys do."

Evan: Rubbing his head with worry. "Oh no! Are my vegetables gonna fall out too?"

Picture day......

Wednesday's Words

Here are a few recent quotes from the Day house....

1. Jeremy did something nice at the dinner table (I can't recall what!) and I said "well, you get brownie points for that." Cohen quickly asked, "how many points do you need for a brownie?"

2. Cohen said "Mama, I know how to spell Gatorade. G.A.T.O.R.H.A.T.E. All this time he thought he was drinking Gatorhate! That's a proud day for a Georgia Bulldog Mama!!!

3. Evan--"Mama, where's my butter?" Me--"I don't know baby. Maybe it's in your kitchen." Evan (getting a little frustrated)--"No, my butter!". Me--" I don't know where your butter is." Evan (stomping)--"NO! WHERE. MY. BUTTER?." Me (handing him his play stick of butter)--"Here." Evan (throwing it down)--"NOT. DIS. Where my butter, you know....my Cohen?!"

4. Cooper--"Mommy, I love you to the moon and back!"