Universal Truths...Laws of Mankind
A friend of mine posted these on Facebook and I thought they were too funny (and quite true) not to share.
1. Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2. Law of Gravity- Anything, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers- If you dial a wrong number someone always answers.
5. Variation Law- If you change traffic lines, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
6. Law of the Bath- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. Law of Close Encounters- The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. Law of the Result- When you try to prove to some that a machine won't work, it will.
9. Law of Biomechanics- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. Law of Theater- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. Murphy's Law of Lockers- If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
12. Law of Physical Surfaces- The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
13. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance- If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
14. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
15. Doctor's Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

Too tired to think so I am off to bed for now! Stay tuned for more "Day funnies!"